NEW PROP BET!!! Round 2

So as we all know, I bombed January. And as you all are about to know, I epically bombed June. That's right, I'm like +250 over 1kish games. So what is a guy to do?

Prop bet this mofo.

I. I'd like to start on the 26th or 27th if possible to work around my girlfriend's schedule better. Make it 30 days long. So if I start on the 26th, it will end July 25, etc. I'd like to bet up to a thousand dollars of my money. Again, all small bets are welcome cause some of us (hint: me) are not huge crazy gamblers like (hint) Chuckpalms.:) A minimum bet of $10 would be nice.

II. Stuff to bet on (PLEASE READ *** AT THE BOTTOM *** BEFORE HAND)

a) Total Games and Games/Day.
5,000 games with a minimum of 150 games/day. I will without a doubt have more trouble on wkends since I don't play them too much usually. Also, this only adds to 4500 games. So, I will obviously have to play more. I am allowed 1 failed day (less than 150 games) and 1 day off (zero games) of my choosing if I desperately need it. If I do not succeed in this, the bettor wins. Odds on this bet are 2-1 in my favor. You bet $40 to win my $20.

b) Profit.
$10,000 in the 30 day period. I can play 9 man $16, $27, and $38s. I am also allowed to play some other games (most likely failing at low stake mtts) but these are in no way included in the bet. I am offering 3-1 on this. You're $60 to win my $20.

c)VPPs. ***This bet is now capped and is closed***
50k vpps in these 30 days. Wat? My ave. month is like 9k points lol. You'd be silly not to get against this. AND I'm offering 2-1 odds on it. I mean, wow, I'd bet myself a million on this. You're $40 to win my $20.

d) Fun Stuff.
- Finish Distribution.
I need at least 600 firsts, 600 seconds, and 600 thirds. I am offering 1-1 odds on this with a minimum bet of $5.

- Bubbles.
How many times do you think I'll bubble? Have fun, pick a number. Closest without going over wins $20.**

- Hands Played.
How many hands will all this take? Closest without going over wins $50.**

**You must participate in the betting for at least $20 to have a shot at these.
***IF AT ANY POINT I CROSS $10,000 PROFIT FOR THE 30 DAYS, THE PROFIT BET IS OVER. THE OTHER BETS CONTINUE, BUT IF I DROP BELOW 10,000 I STILL WIN THE PROFIT BET***

Please PM me on 2+2, message me on skype, leave a comment here, or email me to confirm your bets. There will be no escrow or whatever cause this is purely on an honor policy and as those of you who participated before know...ya, I paid up lol. Maybe abarone can hold onto money from people I don't know (and my money too to be fair), but that's just in case. This might turn into a late registration cause I'll probably end up starting soon!

I plan on making a post everyday to update the bet and hopefully post a few cool hands to discuss strategy.

Good Luck In The Next 30 Days.