The Curse of Pocket 4s

I'm not even joking. Not a hint of sarcasm. I am cursed by this hand. It started roughly 1 yr ago when I started with Holdem Manager. I started to notice I couldn't win a a pf all in vs. 44. Whether you call it the Obama, Syracuse, Magnum, Sailboats, Flags, Jackie Robinson + 2, I call it Fuck. I can't beat this hand. 3s, no problem. 5s, whatever I'll river an ace. 4s, no f'ing way I can win. It started off as a little mental joke with myself. Oh, lol, I lost again. But then it just kept happening. Over and over and over. I'm probably in month 12 of this. I need someone to teach me how to filter HEM to verify these stats. This isn't some "oh, I just remember the bad and forget the good." I seriously never win. I should mention that when I say "never" I mean RARELY. It's so rare. I do win on occasion, and when I do it's more meaningful than shipping a 1st place finish. Seriously, that's how bad/friggin hilarious it is. The longer the curse lasts, the more improbable the outcomes get. Outrageous boards you'd never imagine. I had 2 today so far. With one I had 8bbs in the sb at bb150. The btn limped, I made it 450 with aces and both the limper and bb flatted. I shove a flop of 848. You know what the bb had. The other one, which I was fortunate enough to find, shows you that it's not just when I am up against pocket 4s. It also occurs when I can benefit from someone losing with 4s. This guy with 4s, a wannabe reg who clearly has massive leaks, makes this awful reshove. But no problem. 4s are unbeatable.

PokerStars Game #36018292910: Tournament #217163048, $15+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/11/29 11:36:10 PT [2009/11/29 14:36:10 ET]
Table '217163048 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: custom_k (1735 in chips)
Seat 4: Parck (6610 in chips)
Seat 5: Shaft81 (3955 in chips)
Seat 7: Glitlr (1200 in chips)
Glitlr: posts small blind 100
custom_k: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Glitlr [8h 3d]
Parck: folds
Shaft81: raises 600 to 800
Glitlr: folds
custom_k: raises 935 to 1735 and is all-in
Shaft81: calls 935
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ad Qh]
*** TURN *** [Ks Ad Qh] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ad Qh Ac] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
custom_k: shows [4d 4c] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Shaft81: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
custom_k collected 1785 from pot
Shaft81 collected 1785 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3570 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Ad Qh Ac Kd]
Seat 2: custom_k (big blind) showed [4d 4c] and won (1785) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: Parck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shaft81 (button) showed [Jd Js] and won (1785) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 7: Glitlr (small blind) folded before Flop

This tilts me so hard. If he has 5s, I don't care. I still smile at how bad this play is, but nonetheless I don't care. So to you guys I say this. If you have 4s against me, don't fold. If it's bb20 and I 4bet shove, just call. If a guy has 1 chip on the bubble, and I have you covered. Call my shove. You can call any hand where you have about 90-95% equity pf:).